Recent reviews by wediesox

Viridi, the game waster, the no life kid, the "watch a plant grow in the corner." You've heard it all, this game is 100% Bush. IGN added this to game of the year for the reward "Bush Watcher." Viridi is the game where you get emotionally attached to your snail. The game gets a rating of 9/11 for deleting your snaily. Viridi is a pay2win game where you can't do anything about it. If you can't tell the difference between Jelly and Jam you should uninstall. If YOU DON'T SUCK YOUR OWN CAT'S DI CK, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T PLAY THIS GAME, the game's way to intense. Instead of giving that homeless man you saw on the street a buck or two, you should use it on Viridi, the game to buy more plant seeds and watch them grow. Instead of getting a candy bar for your kid, use it on Viridi. *Viridi, the game where you pay us, and we repay you with plant watching* (The most anticipated game of 2015)

"This is the most intense, heart-racing game." - Iguana Squad