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♥𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚♥
I'll stay out of animals' way if they'll stay out of mine.
"Hey you, get off my plate"
-- Roger Midnight
😱
*Glingleglingleglingle.*
(Hogfather)
🤤
The streets were dark with something more than night.
-- Raymond Chandler
😵
air, n.:
A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the
fattening of the poor.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
😘
I never pray before meals -- my mom's a good cook.
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* bma wonders if this will make the Knghtbrd .sig
😬
While you don't greatly need the outside world, it's still very
reassuring to know that it's still there.
😪
You have mail.
🤑
In case of injury notify your superior immediately. He'll kiss it and
make it better.
😴
Chemist who falls in acid will be tripping for weeks.
😙