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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2016 @ 10:41am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2016 @ 10:59am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2016 @ 11:03am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2016 @ 10:51am

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2016 @ 11:23am

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2016 @ 11:44am

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2016 @ 11:52am

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2016 @ 11:55am

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2016 @ 12:21pm

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2016 @ 12:31pm

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2016 @ 12:41pm

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2016 @ 1:07pm

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2016 @ 7:11am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2016 @ 7:16am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 9:53am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 11:01am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 11:52am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 10:38pm

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 10:47pm

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 12:16pm

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 11:20pm

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 6:09am

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 6:24am

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 6:53am

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2016 @ 10:49am

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2016 @ 11:39am

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2016 @ 1:05pm

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2016 @ 7:00am

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2016 @ 7:20am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 10:09am

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 10:02am

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 9:42am

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 6:21am



Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.