Recent reviews by Haarper

Seems like a good game, but i dont have much time to play it

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Heavy: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!

Engineer: POW! You are dead!

Heavy: I am dead!

Engineer: Heheheheheh

Spy: Pampomparompompom

Engineer: Aw shucks..

Spy: Oh! The Heavy is dead!

Heavy: Yes. Ayam ded!

Spy: Why is the Heavy dead?!

Engineer: I dunno.

Heavy: I think it was-

Engineer & Spy: Shhh, you are dead!

Heavy: Ok.

Sniper: What's up, you wankas?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!

Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead!

Sniper: The Heavy is dead!

Spy: Correct! So, did you see the murderer?

Engineer and Sniper: Nah, sorry mate.

Spy: I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!

Soldier: Atteeeeeeeeention! That Heavy is dead!

Spy: We know!

Soldier:Who killed him?!

Spy: We don’t know!

Soldier: I will find clues! What's that? A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead!

Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: The Heavy is dead?!

Soldier: Slams hands on desk Yes, he died!

Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: HOAOH!!

Medic: Incoming! Raus, raus!

Heavy: Hohoho, Hea- Oof.

Medic: In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead!

Sniper: Doc, what happened?

Medic: My professional opinion? The Heavy was killed!

Sniper: OH GOD!!

Medic: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.

Spy: Well, now what?

Scout: Clippitty clop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Boom! Look at this! The freaking Heavy is dead! What do you think of that?

Spy: Yes, yes, Scout.

scout:Yea?

Spy: Go home!

Scout: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suc- AAAAH!!

Spy: Ok, let’s get back to the point.

Heavy: I think Heavy is dead.

Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Medic: The Heavy is dead?!

Medic: Scout! I will heal you-

Heavy: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Heavy?!

Demoman: It was me! Yes! I did it like this!

Sniper: PWAAARGH!!

Demoman: Wooptedoo!! That’s a joke, lads.

Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: Hahahahahahhaa

Demoman: It was… yo-... Him!

Engineer: How did you know?!

Demoman: I didn’t. Burps That was a joke too. Oh, I’m dead.

Engineer: That’s right! It was me!

Spy: You monster!

Heavy: But whyyyyy?

Engineer: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly.

Heavy: Engineer, stop!

Engineer: Ah dammit Heavy, ♥♥♥♥ off! You are dead.

Heavy: No u, POW! Haha. You are dead! Not big surprise. Spy: well that was idiotic off to hang myself

TENNO SCUM

This was free before, wtf, free makes this game "good" but, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, the creators are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy