Porn watching 101:
1. Spend half hour looking for just the right 10 min clip.
2. Skip the interview. No one needs to hear about your daddy issues or the first time you had sex. I'm here to see some titties!
3. Get it right when she takes off her clothes. That ♥♥♥♥ is magical. Like when Dumbledore unveils the Tri wizard cup.
4. Get in some bj action. Can't skip that ♥♥♥♥. If her head game on point then you know you're in for a treat.
5. Get in some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ action. Also get it right as the positions changes; when she first takes that ♥♥♥♥. Look at her eyes man. She either enjoys it or has that look which says she's re-evaluating all her life choices up to this point. If her ♥♥♥♥ riding game weak, go back to previous step. You did not just spend all your time looking for this vid to give up now. You're in too deep. Skip the part where the camera man zooms in on the guys ass. The camera man is suspect af.
6. Lastly, don't miss the money shot. Time your ♥♥♥♥ to finish the same time as the guy in the vid. That way you can feel you were part of the performance.
7. Stare at your reflection on the screen and contemplate on why you are such a disgusting individual. I mean, that girl was someone's daughter you sick ♥♥♥♥. You should be ashamed. Now wipe your shame up and drink some water. Gotta keep hydrated son.