Can’t believe Joe is gonna be trying to overturn the next US election. Gonna be treasonous!

i love all the different people commenting on this profile like:

Autohrities are warning civilians to be on the watch for a mysterious criminal going by the name "Hotcakes McTwirlymoustache." He has been described as armed, dangerous, and incredibly charismatic. If you sight any suspicious looking characters in long black capes and Walter White cosplays, please contact the authorities and pray you don't get Hotcake McTwriltymoustached.

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love fishing

My wife said I had to choose between her and fishing.

Sometimes I miss her 😎

I don’t like sand