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bro is just not right.

I, straight man, need a catboy
I actually need a catboy irl so much more than I need a catgirl. Both consenting adults of my own age of course, not literal boy/girl.

I'm not gay, it's just that male cats tend to be so much more affectionate and they're just as cute (if not cuter actually, holy ♥♥♥♥ lemme sleep on that flat chest) and catgirls are just so vanilla at this point, everyone wants a catgirl. I must find the (apparently neglected) catboys and make sure I'm their best friend.

Can't wait to get drunk with a catboy and bury my face into that soft flat chest.

If you’re 📲reading 💻 this, it’s already too⏳ late ⌛️😓 When you go to bed 🌙 tonight James Charles 👁👄👁 will be under ⬇️your bed 🙆‍♂️ to kidnap 🔪 ALL YOUR STRAIGHT MALE LOVED ONES 💔💔💔 TO TURN THEM GAY 💔💛💚💙💜💔. He will get your dad 👨 YOUR BOYFRIEND 🍆🍆🍆 AND YOUR BESTIES!!! 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️ only YOU CAN STOP JAMES FROM SISTER 👧🏻👧🏽👧🏾SNATCHING YOUR MANS!!! You must be 🏃‍♀️fast! 🏃Time ⏰ is running ⏳ OUT! ⌛️. Post this comment ➡️➡️➡️ five 5️⃣ times IN THE NEXT 🖐FIVE 🖐 MINUTES ⏱, or Sister Charles 👨‍🎨 will come take 🙅‍♂️your MANS🙅

+REP funny

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