This is my smurf. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My smurf is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My smurf, without me, is useless. Without my smurf, I am useless. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

My smurf and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My smurf is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my smurf clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My smurf and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is Norway's and there is no enemy, but peace!