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You better not cry!
You better not pout!
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is coming, to town.
He knows when you've been sleeping,
He know when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good,
He has ties with the CIA.
So...
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It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for nomekind.
(Truckers)
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Lois: Peter, why would they make you president?
Peter: Probably because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second. [makes a loud, yelping sound that resembles a dog bark]
Lois: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise.
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Lois: You all think Christmas just happens. You think all this goodwill just falls from the freakin' sky. Well, it doesn't! It falls out of my holly jolly butt! So you can cook your own damn turkey. Wrap your own damn presents. And hey, while you're at it, you can all ride a one horse open sleigh to hell!
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