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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Ontgrendeld op 21 aug 2021 om 13:02

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Ontgrendeld op 21 aug 2021 om 13:15

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Ontgrendeld op 21 aug 2021 om 13:34

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Ontgrendeld op 3 sep 2021 om 14:53

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Ontgrendeld op 21 aug 2021 om 14:40

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 10:39

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Ontgrendeld op 21 aug 2021 om 13:43

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Ontgrendeld op 22 aug 2021 om 2:11

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Ontgrendeld op 22 aug 2021 om 6:47

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Ontgrendeld op 22 aug 2021 om 12:20

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Ontgrendeld op 22 aug 2021 om 14:16

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 10:32

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Ontgrendeld op 3 sep 2021 om 12:51

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Ontgrendeld op 4 sep 2021 om 4:01

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Ontgrendeld op 3 sep 2021 om 14:01

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Ontgrendeld op 3 sep 2021 om 12:59

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 8:27

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Ontgrendeld op 3 sep 2021 om 12:14

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Ontgrendeld op 18 jul 2022 om 11:17

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 6:50

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Ontgrendeld op 22 aug 2021 om 6:42

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Ontgrendeld op 3 sep 2021 om 15:12

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Ontgrendeld op 22 aug 2021 om 12:28

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Ontgrendeld op 3 sep 2021 om 12:15

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 10:12

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 6:58

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Ontgrendeld op 21 aug 2021 om 13:03

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Ontgrendeld op 22 aug 2021 om 7:38

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 5:14

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 6:09

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Ontgrendeld op 22 aug 2021 om 13:46

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Ontgrendeld op 3 sep 2021 om 12:43

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Ontgrendeld op 21 aug 2021 om 13:06

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 4:40

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Ontgrendeld op 3 sep 2021 om 15:07

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Ontgrendeld op 21 aug 2021 om 12:48

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Ontgrendeld op 3 sep 2021 om 15:16

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 9:52

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 5:48

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 4:56

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Ontgrendeld op 22 aug 2021 om 2:37

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Ontgrendeld op 21 aug 2021 om 14:06

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 5:29

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Ontgrendeld op 21 aug 2021 om 13:23

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Ontgrendeld op 21 aug 2021 om 15:07

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Ontgrendeld op 21 aug 2021 om 12:58

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 4:46

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 5:40

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 4:58

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Ontgrendeld op 3 sep 2021 om 14:57

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 10:26

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 4:44

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 6:57

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Ontgrendeld op 3 sep 2021 om 14:49

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Ontgrendeld op 3 sep 2021 om 13:01

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Ontgrendeld op 3 sep 2021 om 13:29

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Ontgrendeld op 3 sep 2021 om 13:04

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Ontgrendeld op 3 sep 2021 om 14:47

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 5:29

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Ontgrendeld op 3 sep 2021 om 12:54

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Ontgrendeld op 4 sep 2021 om 3:23

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Ontgrendeld op 18 jul 2022 om 10:53

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 8:16

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 8:41

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Ontgrendeld op 18 jul 2022 om 10:16

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Ontgrendeld op 20 jul 2022 om 12:15

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Ontgrendeld op 20 jul 2022 om 12:23

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Ontgrendeld op 18 jul 2022 om 10:09

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Ontgrendeld op 18 jul 2022 om 10:11

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Ontgrendeld op 4 sep 2021 om 3:56

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Ontgrendeld op 29 aug 2021 om 8:47

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Ontgrendeld op 21 aug 2021 om 14:23



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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