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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 10:39am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 1:43pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2021 @ 2:11am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2021 @ 6:47am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 10:32am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 8:27am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 11:17am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 6:50am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2021 @ 6:42am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 10:12am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 6:58am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2021 @ 7:38am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 5:14am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 6:09am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 1:06pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 4:40am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 9:52am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 5:48am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 4:56am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2021 @ 2:37am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 5:29am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 1:23pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 3:07pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 12:58pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 4:46am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 5:40am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 4:58am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 10:26am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 4:44am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 6:57am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 5:29am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:53am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 8:16am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 8:41am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:16am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:09am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 10:11am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 8:47am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2021 @ 2:23pm



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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