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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:39am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 11:44am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 9:23am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 3:31am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 11:30am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 9:43am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 10:46am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 12:23pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 9:05am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 9:40am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:07am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:15am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:20am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:32am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:56am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 5:28am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 9:32am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 8:30am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 8:51am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 8:34am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 9:56am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 9:56am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 9:56am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:17am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 11:56am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 5:57am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 7:01am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:06am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:11am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:44am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 4:42am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 9:46am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 7:37am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:07am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 11:18am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 8:02am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:17am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 11:44am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:31am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 6:19am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 12:53pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:20am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 4:48am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 7:04am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 11:10pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 8:37am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 10:31am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 3:31am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 11:55am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2024 @ 7:22am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 8:22am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 4:15am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 8:15am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 10:52am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:12am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 11:51am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 6:21am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:41am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 11:39am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 9:11am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 10:09am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 4:10am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 9:12am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2024 @ 8:17am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 7:04am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 11:35am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 9:35am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 10:09am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 9:56am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 7:25am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 7:53am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 7:24am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 7:05am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 9:46am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 9:12am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 7:15am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 7:16am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 9:17am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 7:49am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 2:15pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 9:40am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 5:44am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 8:07am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 10:07am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 11:47am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 11:47am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 8:09am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 8:09am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 8:46am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:45am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 8:09am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 11:47am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 1:10pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 8:39am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 2:31pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:50pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 11:30am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:19am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 9:40am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2024 @ 10:04am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 4:40am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:52am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 1:44pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 6:37am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 8:17am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 9:47am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 9:55am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 8:22am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 8:27am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 9:11am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 2:03pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 9:06am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 11:38am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 11:47am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 11:47am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 11:47am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 11:47am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 9:47am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 9:51am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 4:15am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 8:17am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 7:50am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 9:56am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 11:19am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 11:19am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 6:51am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 1:19pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:52am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 3:18pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2024 @ 7:32am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 9:51am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 11:47am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 11:32am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 3:21pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 11:11am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 11:47am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 11:47am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 12:44pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 8:07am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 4:15am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 7:59am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 11:28am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 10:19am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 8:38am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 7:49am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 11:11am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 11:11am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 5:15am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 8:18am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 8:20am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 8:36am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 8:43am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 8:37am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 8:44am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:35pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 9:56am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 1:40pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 10:25am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:32am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 11:38am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 6:54am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 6:54am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 6:54am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 6:54am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 5:44am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 2:41pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 2:41pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 9:24am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 9:24am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 5:58am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:09am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 10:45am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 10:42am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 7:01am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 4:09am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 9:30am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:47pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 12:34pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 4:15am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 5:58am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:41am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 8:41am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 1:45pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 4:40am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 7:09am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 7:21am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 9:46am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 11:43am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 6:33am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 9:51am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 5:58am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 7:34am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 6:11am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 2:03pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 7:50am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 11:38am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 8:27am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 8:35am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 9:18am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 6:11am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 6:11am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 6:11am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 8:35am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 8:35am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 9:11am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 8:03am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 8:34am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 7:14am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 8:34am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 5:25am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 11:47am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 2:36pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 7:49am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 12:24pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 9:19am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 6:12am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 7:49am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 7:49am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 7:49am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 8:26am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:55pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:55pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 3:37pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 2:09pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 8:52am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 8:52am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 8:52am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 9:20am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 6:11am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 9:20am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 8:43am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:51pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 8:56am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 10:57am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 11:38am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 10:54am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 11:13am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 9:35am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2024 @ 9:43am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:45am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 7:50am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 8:32am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 2:41pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 9:24am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 10:01am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 9:59am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 12:38pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 9:05am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 10:06am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 7:17am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 7:34am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 7:49am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 7:49am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 7:49am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 8:26am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:55pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:55pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 3:37pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 2:09pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 8:16am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 11:13am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 11:13am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 11:46am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:29pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 3:16pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 5:19am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 2:09pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 6:12am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 6:12am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 6:12am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 7:56am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 9:36am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 11:20am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 8:05am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 3:57am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 10:11am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 11:16am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 8:04am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 12:38pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 6:09am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 10:34am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 10:34am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 7:18am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 7:18am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 10:07am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 10:43am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 10:52am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 1:34pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 9:47am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 10:18am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:26am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 9:36am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 8:41am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 10:52am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 3:57am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 5:19am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 2:09pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 8:00am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 8:43am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 11:14am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 7:56am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 12:01pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 1:34pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 8:59am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 9:54am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2024 @ 10:48am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:45am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 10:34am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 9:10am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 5:29am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 9:27am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 3:17pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 7:28am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 11:46am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 11:43am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 9:59am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:55pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 10:55am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 11:12am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2024 @ 12:36pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 7:21am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 2:53pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 8:43am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 7:04am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 11:35am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 10:32am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 10:37am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 1:10pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 3:39pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 9:27am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 12:03pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 11:22am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 7:30am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 7:48am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 12:17pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 10:07am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 11:03am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 9:53am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 12:24pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 9:48am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 7:22am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 8:49am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 9:52am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 10:15am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2024 @ 4:47am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 11:22am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 10:52am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 8:01am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 9:28am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 9:27am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 11:27am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 7:36am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 7:11am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 7:11am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 8:02am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 11:43am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 12:02pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 3:54am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 5:24am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 9:37am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 7:34am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 10:53am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 12:04pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 12:04pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 9:27am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 11:27am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 10:30am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 10:46am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:47am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 1:27pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 3:54am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 8:40am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:08am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 8:14am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2024 @ 7:19am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 9:34am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 10:56am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 12:03pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 9:28am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 8:49am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 1:33pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 10:25am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 2:19pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 11:23am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 2:47pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 6:11am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 10:30am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 11:20am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:13am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:23am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:06am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 10:39am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 11:10pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 4:00am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 10:05am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 6:39am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 9:30am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 5:20am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 12:21pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 4:05am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:49am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 9:52am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 3:12pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 5:24am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 4:16am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 7:53am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 7:50am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 7:34am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 8:57am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 8:57am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 8:57am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 3:16pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:01pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 12:02pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 10:25am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2024 @ 7:44am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 1:10pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 6:03am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 11:47am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 12:34pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 2:12pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 10:07am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 9:11am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 7:10am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 1:40pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 10:52am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 7:24am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 8:39am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 11:43am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 11:47am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 10:18am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:26am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 9:36am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2024 @ 8:41am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 7:01am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2024 @ 8:52am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 7:54am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 8:16am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 10:00am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 3:00pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 10:34am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 10:39am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:26am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 11:26am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2024 @ 11:46am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2024 @ 8:39am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2024 @ 10:48am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2024 @ 8:38am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2024 @ 10:19am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 2:52pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 1:10pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked