"i don't touch them on accident i touch them on purpose!"

-snail 12/26/24

"It's thanks to P. Diddy, that I was able to meet with Mr. Epstein during my music career"

-snail 2024/02/14

"I love talking to pedophiles about headphones" 12/13/2024

If you scrub this, yo-

"How can I be racist, if I am colourblind?"
-snail 2024/10/27

"I'm the coolest black person you'll ever meet"

-snail 2024/10/1

"all i do is hang around adoption centers"
- snail 2024/10/23

"I giveth life and I pisseth away!"

-Snail 2024-09-08

what is this accusation

"I hope the Democrats Win"

-Snail 2024-07-12

-rep kidnaps me to east in norms

"I love margaret Thatcher"

-Snail 2004-09-23

"this is another ♥♥♥ squirt hand"
-Snail 2024-04-28

"I'm gonna be the world's first legal pedophile"
-Snail, Apr 9, 2024

Skibidi Snail

the slimiest of snails

"cunny is love cunny is life one day i hope for a cunny wife as arise in the morning and gaze upon my cunny wife yawning with those eyes like dazzling gems and those gams ten out of ten I'll Know that all is well in life when have myself a cunny wife"
-Snail 12/06/1865

"Though I don’t think people give that much weight to age here"
-Snail 2023/12/19

"Will I lose? Nah, I Goon"
-Snail 08/06/1945

ill take it

this man gives off real 177013 energy

"My porn stats will make the world a better place"
-Snail 2023/12/03

i second that one ↓

"I'm gonna juice my daughter all I like"
-Snail 11/15/2023

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To be fair it was an adult so I'm clear

"I can only get soo hard, Wait she is not a child right?"

-Snail 2/10 - 2023

i hate inter racial - snail 2/10 2023

come on guys please spare me

When I checked his profile there was a warning about something bad and I'm scared of this guy.

"I've been a bio-hole for thirteen hours!" Snail 2023-10-27

"i'm also on r/pornhwa i love it there" - snail 10/20/23

The Cunny King I Kneel

I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs

"You don't need enemies when you have friends like these" Snail 2023-09-16

shadow of the womb raider

womb raider

womb raider <3

Watch out he is a womb raider!

Cunny love is cunny life
One day I hope, for a cunny wife
As I arise in the morning, I gaze upon my cunny wife yawning
With eyes like dazzling gems, and gems 10 out of 10
All I know, all is well in life when I have myself a cunny wife.

+rep likes little kids

dude it's George Clooneys sister in-law I swear guys come on

Upon Searching for Predators in my area. Snail somehow accounted for four of them

probation smrobration, i love children

- snail 6/1/23

one time when i was with snail and a child walked by, his eyes boggled out of his sockets and his jaw dropped and cracked the cement. he then chased the child and i never saw him again

These are taken out of context

he rolls loli waifus

"These aren't taken out of context"

-Snail 2/6/2023

Una paasisinaangilat

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