Absolute Unit
Jon Honeycutt   Richmond, Virginia, United States
 
 
Yo, uhhhhhhhhhhh, it's your boy, uhhhhhhhhhhhh, me.

Catch me on the beaches of Normandy drinking milk and eating cookies.
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last played on 12 Feb
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goblin 17 Sep, 2024 @ 10:58pm 
Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP.

Well, guess I ♥♥♥♥ed up.
goblin 30 Apr, 2024 @ 7:28pm 
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Goonray 29 May, 2022 @ 6:26pm 
Get on your knee's boi. I need a jeloppy sloppy. No ♥♥♥♥
buzz 27 Nov, 2021 @ 12:39pm 
cool war of rights guy
BonesawMcGraw 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm 
Good game. I'm part of a small COH2 (mostly) discord and we play almost everyday. If you're interested just add me.
OreoCraz 17 Apr, 2020 @ 10:34am 
Hello! you can see that i have added you i would like to talk to you nothing about scam sites or trading or that i reported your steam profile no no no just to talk about 2 members of the group you are in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!