Ah, kitten, I see you sitting there at the ramen shop, looking so cute while slurping those noodles. But let me tell you, I've got something way cooler to offer. I’m Chad, 350lbs of raw power, rocking a leather jacket, fedora on my head, and a neckbeard so well-groomed it could rival a king's beard. Don’t mind the Dorito dust or Mountain Dew stains on my shirt—it's just the mark of a true legend.

I’ve got a Yu-Gi-Oh! card collection that’ll blow your mind. Blue-Eyes White Dragon, Exodia, and even secret rares. Tips fedora How about we go on a date? I’ll bring my cards, maybe even duel you—if you're ready for a challenge. What do you say, kitten?

H-Hey, um… m-m’lady… I’ve been thinking... You know how we’ve defeated so many creepers together, and how we took down the Ender Dragon like total pros? We’ve come so far, side by side, building our world one block at a time. I can’t help but feel that... maybe... there’s one final chapter we need to write together, and it’s kinda, um... s-special? 🥺

S-So... I was thinking… maybe we should push our beds together... in Minecraft, of course! 💕 I know, I know, it’s a big step, but we’ve earned it, right? After all the mobs we’ve slain and all the adventures we’ve had, it feels like the perfect next move. Just us, side by side, in our cozy little home, creating a new generation of Minecrafters… owo… what do you think? 🥺💖

I-I promise it’ll be the most wholesome thing ever. We can even build a little heart-shaped farm or something after... if you want! blushes P-please don’t say no...!

Ah, m'lady. I must say, there is something truly enchanting about the way you carry yourself. Your presence is almost too cute, it radiates a level of femininity that I simply cannot ignore—despite the fact that, well, you happen to be a man. It's almost like you're secretly the queen of the battlefield, ready to drop an AWP at a moment’s notice. I'd be honored to throw flashbangs your way, just to make sure you’re always in the perfect position to shine.

Every time we play together, I can’t help but feel like a true gentleman at your service, ready to drop everything for the chance to frag alongside you. So, m’lady, if you ever find yourself craving a game and some classic teamwork, don’t hesitate to hit me up. You know where to find me, and I'll be there faster than you can say "headshot!" 🌹

+rep AWP destroyer

Add me now!

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