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Mᴀʀʀʏ Cʜʀɪsᴍᴀss hope this holiday is a playful one!

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Hello,I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here on steam. I am quite popular around here,so if you require any guidance,please,throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming experience. Consider me a Player 2 a companion, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time.and are you good at mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you. not Platonically of course, unless you (like manyothers)change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together

from the rolling mists and fire charm haunt
we ran, we hid, we pallet jaunt --

my heart is like a balloOn animal --
you got me tied up in knots.

your laughter is contagious
all the while your obsession is -

beyond minimal,
and outrageous.

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Mᴀʀʀʏ Cʜʀɪsᴍᴀss have a jesterful one!