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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:30pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 4:13am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 5:21am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:32pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:19am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 3:52am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 11:26am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 11:46am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:56am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:19am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 12:51pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 5:07am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:15pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:06pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:08pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:14pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:28pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:52pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 8:40am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 3:55pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:54am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:07pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 1:36pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 5:24am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 5:24am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 5:24am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:07pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:57pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 5:20am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:16pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:05pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:05pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:32pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 6:14am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:14pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 4:39am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:06pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:57pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 11:33am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:10pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 4:12am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:35am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:28pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 11:52am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 3:00am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:18pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 9:12am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 11:15am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 12:05pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:35pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:10am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:34am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:06am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:33am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:46pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 4:49pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:59pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 12:47pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 4:49pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 2:14pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:38am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:38am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:18am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:27pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 5:20am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:16pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:29pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:16pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 3:58am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 11:33am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:49am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:46am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 12:51pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:49am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:46am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:41am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:28am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:05pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:35pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:07am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:23am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 11:26am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:31am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:46pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:17pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 12:43am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 1:33pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 12:21am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 5:09am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:48am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 9:18am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 9:18am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:09pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 9:18am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:52pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:37am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 9:31am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:14pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:39pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:25pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:24am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:44am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:03am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 7:28am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:33am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:23am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:08am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:39pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:00pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:43am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:32pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:34pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:08pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 3:52am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 10:13am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 1:23pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:59pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:18am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:15pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:30am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:39am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:45am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:19am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:35am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 3:57am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 1:55pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:40pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 2:14pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:08am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:08am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:10am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 8:08am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:33am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:24am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:44am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:07am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:04am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:11am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:11am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:59am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 12:57pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:00pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:50am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:36am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:37pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 12:52pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:47pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 5:19am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 1:36pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:10am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:59pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 4:26am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 4:16pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:21pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 8:33am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 2:14pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 6:01am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 3:52am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 9:31am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:59pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:24am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:43pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 2:02pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:33pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:03am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:47am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:07am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:04am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:11am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:10am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:17am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:16am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:21am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:27am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:18am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:28am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:43am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:50am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 5:24am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:36am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:24am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:44am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:59pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:24am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:24am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:24am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:44am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:03am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:53am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:12am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:15am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:15am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:15am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:15am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:20pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:40am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:05am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:40am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:15am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:50am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:49am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:01pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 4:00pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 9:17am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 4:49pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 8:54am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 12:51pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 6:18am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 10:13am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:25pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:20pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:22am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:06am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 10:32am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 8:17am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 10:49am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:43am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:29am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:36am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:26am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 9:08am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:24am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:24am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:04am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:53am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:12am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:12am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:15am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:15am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:46am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:50am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:50am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:58am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 4:22pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 12:31pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 2:08am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 4:02am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:22am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 8:10am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:56pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:00am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:08am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:10am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:11am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:15am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:42pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 6:47am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:08am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:12am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:12am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:16am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:16am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:15am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:46am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:50am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:34pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:50pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:44am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 8:02am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:30am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:24pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:30am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:29am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:03am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:29pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:21pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:17am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:35am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:44am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:22am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:43am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 8:01am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 8:18am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:21am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:07pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 11:46am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:39pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 1:44am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:04am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:15am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:46am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:50pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 8:02am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:05am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:56am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 8:44am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:18pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:12am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:16am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:50am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:12am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:12am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:12am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:46am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:50am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:03am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:51am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:51pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:16am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:16am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:44am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 8:02am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 8:02am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:46am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:50am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:50am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:34pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:51pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:44am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 8:02am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 8:38am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:49pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:57pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:57pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 1:29pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 11:04pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:31am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:51am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:21pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:34pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:44am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 8:01am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 11:27am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 1:20pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:15pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:20pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 9:21am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 6:51am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 6:51am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 9:27am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 1:28pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 2:27pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:22am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:44am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 11:14am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 1:21pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 4:05am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 7:58am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:44am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:50pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:51am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:50pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:12am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:17am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:17am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:44am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 8:02am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 8:38am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:49pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 11:15am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 11:25am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 1:29pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 11:04pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 10:49am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 2:14pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:03am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:04am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:15am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:03am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:12am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:49pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:49pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 2:27am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 2:27am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:29am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:03pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 10:31am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 8:17am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 2:33am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:44am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 7:44am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:23pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:23am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:04am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:11am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:50am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:51pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:16am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:56pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 11:15am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 4:05am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:35am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:41pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 11:27am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 9:27am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 1:20pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 11:14am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 8:17am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 1:40pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 7:56am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 8:50am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 11:14am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 2:27pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 10:58pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:18am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:35pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:44am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:45am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 8:38am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 1:41pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:49pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:57pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 11:25am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 2:11pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 2:27am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 10:34am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 10:34am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 10:34am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:45am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 8:38am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 1:41pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:49pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 11:15am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 11:25am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 2:11pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 2:27am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 10:34am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 10:34am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 12:18pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:03am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:07am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:50am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:58am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 8:01am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 8:01am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 2:21pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 2:21pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:58am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:54pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:35pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:12am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:51pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:36am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:48am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 4:05am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:06pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:21pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:04pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 12:30pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 8:33am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:03pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:08am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:11am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:58am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:14am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 10:32am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 10:32am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 2:27am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 2:27am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 6:21am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:16am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:36pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:57pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 1:21pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 2:05pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 2:27am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 10:34am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 4:36am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 11:26am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:49pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 2:47am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:46am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 12:54am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:38am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 5:53am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:31am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:34pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:43am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 10:14am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 2:56pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 4:05am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 7:15am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 7:17am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 3:58am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 11:25am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 1:21pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 2:05pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 2:27am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 10:34am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 12:32am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 10:30am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked