He called me the n word multiple times and it was a hard r every time :(

hey king. I saw your tweet about how women are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a woman (i know ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how small your balls are till now but they’re awesome

T.i.t.s. A.s.s. P.u.s.s.y. Feet.

Long ago, the four kinks lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Feet Kink attacked.

Only the horny, master of all four kinks, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new horny, an A.s.s Eater named Ricardo, and although his a.s.s is great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anyone.

But I believe Ricardo can save s.e.x.