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this guy is gay

+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I was just playing GTA5 with random people, until I found this guy. I'm not gay or anything but it was like love at first sight. He was funny, cute, awesome with me, things that never happened before in my life was taking place at that exact time. My body got warm, I could feel my blood pressure and an awkward boner, again no ♥♥♥♥. At the end, he helped me out deport some dude called Pablo which told us he was Chinese but obviously was lying. Anyway I'm just inventing this entire story cause I get to sleep at 3:16AM but this dude is awesome for real (no ♥♥♥♥).