Did you ever hear the tragedy of CatLord9000, the dank? I thought not. It's not a story the Dogs would tell you. It's a Cat legend. CatLord9000 was a Dank Lord of the Cats, so powerful and so wise he could use the Memes to influence the Memichlorians to create cats... He had such a knowledge of the dank side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from getting memed. The dank side of the Meme is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural. He became so dank, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his dankness, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice memed him in his sleep. Ironic; he could save others from memes, but not himself.