["Meet the Heavy" text appears]
[The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard
box and sits down in a chair]
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon.
[lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty
kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten
thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four
hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: [Laughs]
Heavy: [Checks the barrel of his Minigun] "Oh my God, who touched Sascha?
Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've
yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: [Holds up cartridge to the camera as sound of Minigun revving up is
heard]
[Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1
Cap 1]
[Team Fortress 2 theme plays]
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
[Pause]
Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays]