Recent reviews by SirGonkDroid

Simply my favorite RTS.

I have not been invested in a game as much as I have been with Shelter. Every moment is intense. One moment your exploring the beautiful forest, and another you spot a shadow approaching above you in the distance. The entire game was a rollercoaster for me, and I mean that in the best of ways. But that moment you lose your first cub, is one of the worst feelings. It's at these moments of life and death situations you are reminded of how fragile life really is. The game is that intense. This could sound cheesy as hell, but this game has really stuck with me the past couple days and has made me appreciate life abit more. I have not finished the game, nor played the second installment, but if it's anything like the first couple hours I have recorded, This game also is a welcomed break from what now seems like a over saturated market of games. I could have found my new favorite game series.

What other game can you turn into a werewolf, tame a dragon then call it to aid you in battle, get married and have a kid, and read a good book by a nice fire? The Elder Scrolls is that game. This game will literally consume you like it has for me since Morrowind.

If you want a immersive, deep, story driven RPG, then look no further than The Elder Scrolls.

"Have you heard of the high elves?"
"HAACH"
"BBUUHH"
"HHGGGH"

Little LaFav Bro's meme, but in all seriousness, this is without a doubt the single best game ever created.

I want this game so bad, I want to go to bed with this game, but then you do and then you realize it has a chastity belt on. But she promises it'll be great once you are married. So you wait for that moment. Year after year after bloody year. When finally, you get married and it's your wedding night. You both get into bed and just when the moment you've been waiting years for is about to happen she says let's wait a little longer, the timing's not right yet. That's DayZ in a nut shell. The concept is pure brilliance and it looks incredible but it plays like absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Honestly. Three years and it's still in Alpha!? It's a love hate relationship. That's what this game is. So if you're looking for that perfect zombie apocalypse survival game, this is both it and not it. Every enjoyable hour of looting or heart beating encounter with another player is bogged down by six or more hours of the most toxic community known to man, the worst zombies in a flippin' zombie game, bugs up your ass, and the most broken combat I've ever seen in a game. But I keep playing hoping that perhaps someday DayZ will be a complete game. And maybe someday the chastity belt comes off.

Put simply, this is the best Star Wars game ever released and in my humble opinion, the best game ever released. I've been playing this since I played it on Christmas Day on my PS2, till this very day. It's the definition of a must own. Now here's a funny quote from the game;
"It's Jango, and he brought his head with him!"
—Unknown 501st Clone Trooper