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The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them
is a match.
-- Will Rogers
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Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it's wrong. No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
(Reaper Man)
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You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your supervisor.
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Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances.
-- Herodotus
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When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if
I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
-- Steven Wright
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Having no talent is no longer enough.
-- Gore Vidal
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When I'm good, I'm great; but when I'm bad, I'm better.
-- Mae West
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Mistrust first impulses; they are always right.
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