wow dude you're so cool (◠‿◠✿)

wow guys! this dude maybe have the biggest ♥♥♥♥ the human race ever recognized. if this huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is swollen every hole is afraid of being ruptured or destroyed, and thus will be useless forever. nevertheless, this juicy, adamantine holy lance needs its food. it's on the hunt to find the tightest cervice on the whole planet. be prepaired to sense the master exploder and the final earthquake, which will end in multiple supernovae.