Dota 2, where do I start, This game has ruined my social life, I spend every day on this game, training, waiting, and drinking through my mountain dew, to one day become the greatest.

My father said to me, "Son, you will never be dondo."

I said to my father, "Dad, I mid or feed."

My dad dropped to the ground in tears, screaming at the all mighty gabe newell, begging for his son back, but it was too late, I was already back on dota, at mid, blaming my team for sucking.

This game is why I wake up, why I masturbate, why I decide that masturbating while playing is a good idea. Thank you for such an amazing game. without this game I would have nothing to get mad at when I am rock solid.