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27 of 29 (93%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

1-800-CLEARED

Finish the game
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2016 @ 2:22pm

1-800-GETHELP

Finish the game on hard mode
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2016 @ 5:59pm

NUCLEAR WASTE

They won't reach the Nuclear Throne
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2016 @ 8:07pm

FANTASTIC!

Unlock all the Fans
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 9:43am

THESE ARE MY RIFLES, THESE ARE MY GUNS...

Unlock all weapons for the Soldier
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2016 @ 3:02pm

SNAKE CHARMER

Unlock all snake masks
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2016 @ 10:45am

WHAT YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR SONS

Unlock all of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2016 @ 4:30pm

FANATIC

Clear a level with each Fan
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2016 @ 8:11pm

FAMILY BUSINESS

Clear a level with each of the Son's techniques
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2016 @ 4:51pm

SNAKES ON A HEAD

Clear a level with each snake mask
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2016 @ 12:50pm

DON'T LET ANGER GET THE BEST OF YOU

Clear all of the Writer's levels without killing
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2016 @ 4:51pm

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Get the big picture
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2016 @ 4:51pm

A BOX FULL OF SHARP OBJECTS

Use every weapon in the game at least once
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2016 @ 4:51pm

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE

Destroy 100 electronic devices
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2016 @ 3:17pm

KARMA

Die 1000 times
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 9:21am

GENOCIDE

Kill 50,000 enemies
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2016 @ 4:51pm

GOT YOUR BACK

Shoot two enemies during a chainsaw finish
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 9:39am

FOLLOW THE SCRIPT

Do as the Director says!
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2016 @ 8:19am

ASSASSIN'S CRED

Clear the 1st floor of NO MERCY with the silencer
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2016 @ 9:23am

DEAD SILENT

Finish SUBWAY without the Gang Leader seeing you
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2016 @ 12:43pm

I'M COMING IN AND I'M UNARMED!

Finish HOMICIDE without using guns
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2016 @ 11:32am

STARE INTO THE ABYSS

Unlock THE ABYSS
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2016 @ 10:46am

THE BAR OF BROKEN HEROES

Meet up with the Biker
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2016 @ 8:50am

COMBO BEGINNER

Perform a 5x combo
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 5:21pm

COMBO INTERMEDIATE

Perform a 10x combo
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 5:39pm

COMBO MASTER

Perform a 15x combo
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2016 @ 10:20am

COMBO GOD

Perform a 20x combo
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2016 @ 4:16pm



ACHIEVEMENT WHORE

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1-800-GODDAMN

Get A+ on all levels on normal