Left my phone at this dudes house, next day it had Pubg Mobile installed, poes move dude.

my pa se hol is seer na die ou by my huis was pasop bois

so u see me and dis bru were walking there buy the street ya know

we see dis hot girl

and we like jisis dis is cool doot

we go to her and she like u doot ur p33nis is hooge

im like awe ho lets ♥♥♥♥ \

then she like ya awe

we get to her house and she remove her trouser

but where her coek mast be there is this fokken nare ding

its almost like a dogs hol you know mos

but den she like start eating me with dis evil poes and so i start running

but den this tentacle ♥♥♥ out and it inhale me