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I am a gay man and I accidentally masturbated to straight porn. I was browsing a gay porn site, so you know, I figured there wouldn't be any women in my gay porn. I found one video whose thumbnail looked promising so I clicked on it and it started mid-sex. The bottom was face down into the bed in some black lace dress. That should have been a big warning sign, but I assumed it was some sissy fetish thing. Not my cup of tea, but the top was hot and really going to town on her so I stuck around.
After the guy (and I) finished, the girl sat up and that's when I saw it... her tits. You should have seen my face. A visage of true terror. I just sat there in shock, contemplating what I had just done. When I broke free of my stupor, I whispered "no hetero" but I fear it wasn't enough

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