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A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as
if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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... the heat come 'round and busted me for smiling on a cloudy day.
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[we see a flashback of Stewie with a normal, round head, jumping up and down on the bed]
Stewie: I can jump on the bed all I want. You're not my mother. [Stewie hits his head on the ceiling, squashing it into its more familiar rugby-ball shape]
Brian: Oh my God, are you all right?
Stewie: Fine. Why do you ask?
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The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
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Dr. Zoidberg: "A successor to the professor?"
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It's clever, but is it art?
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human
intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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