Eric Clapton's Guitar
Wil   Missouri, United States
 
 
NOTE! I don't accept friend requests from private users

The Gaben’s Prayer

Our Gaben, who art in VALVe HQ,
Hallowed be thy Knife
Thy Keys come.
Thy will be unboxed in Steam,
As it is in VALVe.
Give us this day our daily crates.
And forgive us our exploits
And forgive them that exploit against us.
And lead us not to phishers
But deliver us from Gibuses
For thine is the Gaben,
The power, and the money,
For ever and ever.
Awallet
目前離線
Ehhh. Stuff I guess. Read it if you want, I don't care.
Hey, what's going on guys? I'm Choro and this is my profile!
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:A::Y:E :gmod:UYS! :LIS_pixel_heart:
This may or may not be the ♥♥♥♥. Just click this

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If you remove me or I remove you, DO NOT add me back.

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I play TF2 a lot. Medic/Scout main.

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Please don't spam in Steam chat. That is annoying. Don't do it.

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:csgoct:
Ingame
If I'm ingame you can talk to me. If I don't respond it's because I'm in a serious game or AFK. Don't get pissed if I don't respond.
:LIS_pixel_heart:
Online
When I'm online it's best to message me then. Don't spam me obviously. if I don't respond I'm taking a ♥♥♥♥ or getting food.
:steambored::
Away
I'm away if I'm not on my computer, eating, or busy.
:csgoskull:
Offline
Steam is down or I'm away for more than 24 hours.

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Dream items:

Aussie Rocket Launcher

Burning Flames Hat With No Name

Unusual Thrist Blood (GOT IT!)

Aussie Scattergun

Green Energy Blighted Beak

Aussie Sniper Rifle

Butterfly Knife Fade (Factory New)

Any Flip Knife. (GOT IT!)

AWP | Asiimov (GOT IT!)


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Stupidest/funniest ♥♥♥♥ people have said :gordon:

jaBeStoN: STOP CAPIN
ThatGuyChoro: No thanks.
jaBeStoN: ♥♥♥ u m8 lisen 2 me you scunt
ThatGuyChoro: Can we play Team Fortress 2 not Team ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2?
jaBeStoN: tryhard
ThatGuyChoro: Sorry I want to play an FPS. (It means First-person-shooter, not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-Playing-♥♥♥♥).
ThatGuyChoro: What has TF2 become?
jaBeStoN: a better game you scrub
ThatGuyChoro: How am I a scrub? Because I want to play an online match of an FPS?
jaBeStoN: ♥♥♥♥ you
Player jaBeStoN left the game (Disconnect)
ThatGuyChoro: RIP.

Gayben: Trade me I want 5 ref for my hat
ThatGuyChoro: Can you please go to a trade server?
Gayben: Um, nah. I don wanna.
ThatGuyChoro: Then can you please not mention selling hats?
Gayben: No ♥♥♥♥ off.
ThatGuyChoro: Well, I'm gonna play MvM. Not so much stupid ♥♥♥♥ there.
Gayben: Bye bye, BUY MY HATS!!!

chicken♥♥♥♥: EAT MY CHICKEN
McJugger♥♥♥♥nugget: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
ThatGuyChoro: Um.. Ok.
chicken♥♥♥♥: YAY!
McJugger♥♥♥♥nugget: I love you.
ThatGuyChoro: Woah, slow down. I'm not one for sex on the first date, let alone the "L" word.
ThatGuyChoro: I want you to eat the pasta I made you before you lick my left eyelid.
McJugger♥♥♥♥nugget: OK. THEN I can?
ThatGuyChoro: Sure.
chicken♥♥♥♥: This turned into a fetish porno REAL fast.
McJugger♥♥♥♥nugget: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
ThatGuyChoro: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Best games I've played

1: Life is Strange :LIS_butterfly:
2: Emily is Away
3: Team Fortress 2 :balloonicorn:
4: Counter-Strike: Global Offensive :csgoa:
5: Don't Starve :dstools:


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Send me ♥♥♥♥ if you want
scarlet 2023 年 8 月 15 日 上午 10:50 
+rep. best teammate. thanks for the game
🖤🔥𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓪🔥 2021 年 10 月 28 日 下午 2:49 
+rep
76561199164679550 2021 年 8 月 21 日 下午 1:06 
yo add me g👀🥶😌🤙🏻😍
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𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓀𝒶♡ 2021 年 8 月 16 日 下午 7:33 
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🌟 +REPUTATION SIR<333!🌟

𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓰𝓾𝔂=)
𝓦𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓯𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼^_^


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xihujyjasyvi 2021 年 7 月 2 日 上午 8:31 
hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat
Anayagamand 2021 年 5 月 13 日 上午 7:09 
yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together