please have sex with me

I CAUGHT MY SON EDGING TO SKIDIBI TOILET. I was indulging in looksmaxxing edits, when I noticed that my son has been in the bathroom for about an hour. I brushed it off and continued watching looksmaxxing Sigma edits. Another 2 hours passed and he was still in the bathroom, I started to get worried that he maybe ropemaxxing. He has a NEGATIVE CANTHAL TILT and PREY EYES, so it's basically over for him, I knocked on the bathroom door to make sure he was okay but he didn't respond. I had no choice but to open the door to make sure he was okay. I was shocked to see him on his tablet edging to skidibi toilet, he was even mewing. I couldn't believe it, he mogged me I've never been so proud.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without

getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

+rep he is my mogwarts professor as well

+rep my king hi