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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I nutted, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten porn—
While I nodded, nearly fapping, suddenly there came a whacking,
As of some one gently jacking, jacking at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “jacking off at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”