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ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
🏓 ↕ 🌽 ↕ 💛 ↕ 🎍 ↕ 🐳 ↕ 💃 ↕ 💚 ↕ 🕺 ↕ 🌋 ↕ 😺
The only difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is
that the car salesman knows he's lying.
📕 ↕ 🚕 ↕ 🥗 ↕ 🍆 ↕ 🥞 ↕ 👔 ↕ 🌂 ↕ 🐛 ↕ 💗 ↕ 🥒