YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SAMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. SEE NORMALLY WHEN YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE O WINNIN. BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK, AND I'M NOT NORMAL, SO YOU GOT A 25, AT BEST A BEAT ME. AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, AND YOUR CHANCE O' WINNIN DRASTIC GO DOWN. SEE AT THE THREE WAY, AT SAKERFAIS, YOU GOT A 33 AND 1/3RD CHANCE O' WINNIN. *BUT I* I GOT A 66 AND 2/3RD CHANCE O WINNIN, CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOoOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME, SO HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY. SO YOU TAKE YOUR 25% CHANCE O WINNIN, IF WE WAS TO GO ONE ON ONE, MINUS THE 33 AND 1/3RD CHANCE O WINNIN, AND YOU GET AN 8 AND 1/3RD CHANCE O WINNIN. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE O WINNIN, AND ADD MY 66 AND 2/3RD CHANCE, AND YOU GET 141 AND 2/3RD PERcenn... CHANCE O WINNIN. SENOR JOE! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU, AT SAKERFAISE.