+rep CHINA

I know this is random but do we know each other?

Recently going through my old CSGO game data that you can retrieve from your profile.
I noticed that both you and another person who your friends with had consistently played with me and another two close friends of mine for quite some time.
vague out of respected peoples privacy

I don't remember you or your other friend, But I so distinctly remember your friends name.
I thought they were on my f list for a long time But it appears theyre not I might have deleted them months ago in cleaning.

The point of this is Do you know who I am by any chance?

PS for many years I was known as Kryptlock on Steam

If my name doesn't ring a bell do any of my friends and my friends list maybe help?

Sorry. I know this is random Im just curious why you and your friend have played many matches with my friends & I years ago, but yet none of us have each other added as friends.

Just curious, I know this is random & weird.

-rep abandoning match

+rep best microphone eater

-rep american weakling

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.