Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
ㅤ* A bloke walks into work one day and says to a colleague, "Do you like my new shirt - it's made out of the finest silk and got loads of cactuses over it."
"Cacti", says the co-worker.
"Forget my tie", says the bloke. "Look at my shirt!"
ㅤ* A dollar saved is a dime earned. The rest is taxes.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!