We're gonna have a problem here
Ya'll act like you never seen, a white person before
Jaws all on the floor, like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass, worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh)
It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say, what I think he did, did he
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Haha)
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you know what
Flippin' to you know who, yeah but he's so cute though
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms (Eh-eh-eh)
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green, to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might, just give it a little kiss
And that's the message, that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know, what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade, they got the Discovery Channel don't they
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well some of us are cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

Then there's no reason that a man, and another man can't elope (Eww)

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the and it goes
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up