Spent 5 hours gas-lighting myself with my partner over a potted plant. 10/10

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im going to leave a veryangry comment on your profule

Hey dude. I was yellow in that game where you picked on blue for no reason. I can tell that you're hurt by something because clearly you take it out on people. You can deny it all you want, but happy people don't pick on others. I want you to know that there is a way to seek happiness, but being toxic isn't the way. If you want to improve, I suggest you listen to me. I hope maybe some day you'll come to realize that life is great, and even if someone/something is spoiling that for you, you shouldn't try to spoil it for others. I hope you have a good day. Sincerely, Jebediah.

CUNK

I'm a submissive masochist in a BDSM relationship. My Mistress wants to shoot me in the ass and back with an airsoft gun. I have safety questions.
What combination of muzzle velocity and bb weight/size do I need to leave marks, have it hurt and not break skin at a 10ft range?

This is not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I need actual answers by the way.

I feel like you would be the best candidate for this question. Please reply soon brother.

-s.d.