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They can always run stderr through uniq. :-)
-- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>
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"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
-- Walt Disney
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Oh, cruel fate. Why do you mock me?
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Daredevil
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Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your
own name.
-- Joan Rivers
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Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
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Joe Swanson: [to Brian, who just joined the police force] Great job, rookie!
Cop #1: You're a real credit to the force!
Cop #2: Additional generic cop compliment, Brian!
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Zoe: "Scared her away again, did you?"
Simon: "This may come as a shock, but I'm actually not very good at talking
to girls."
Zoe: "Why, is there someone you are good at talking to?"
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