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ME: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
YOU: "Yes!"
ME: "Name?"
YOU: "FANTONG."
ME: "Sex?"
YOU: "Three to five times a week."
ME: "No no! I mean male or female?"
YOU: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
ME: "Holy cow!"
YOU: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
ME: "But isn't that hostile?"
YOU: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
ME: "Oh dear!"
YOU: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

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