Winkelwagen is Michael Scott irl.

I love him even more now

Welcome to Wallace's.

NO

Wallace and I have been married for over 5 years now. We share boyfriends, but more importantly; laughs.

20-03-2019 < the day my heart skipped a beat.

Average Rocket League player, good friend, better lover.

YUP!

I've been asked to stop commenting here. I don't think he likes been pointed out like this. Still has the lisp and pronounced "Cheese" like "Theese".

An average rocket league player. Can't get past bronze lol.

A somewhat okay player in League of Legends. Often gets confused between characters abilities. Seems to be a bit dyslexic. Has a lisp which makes gaming together slightly humorous. Cannot pronounce the word "Cheese" correctly.

So after much advisement against it, I decided to give him a try and unsurprisingly, got my heartbroken. I am not even that upset about the breakup, I am more upset about the fact that he broke up with me and took my axolotl, Marvin. As asked by others, please report him for sexual abuse. I am very scared to what he is doing to my poor little Marvin.

PICK UP YOUR PHONE!

Who are these other guys talking on your profile??

Saw him at the Pride Parade last year. Really hot in person, doesn't make up for the bad personality though.

Used to be a good guy. Then wanted to break up with me and take my dog. MY DOG! Hate him now. If you play with this guy, please report him for sexual abuse. Thanks.

<3 love you so much. MY SECRET BOYFRIEND!!!

Still together.. <3 I love you so much. Wanna grow old with you!

Never have I met a man as passionate about Dota

my boyfriend <3