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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:28am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 12:53pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:35am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:39am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:20pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:01am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:04am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:13am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:24am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:55am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 6:18am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:06pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:03am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:44am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 8:25am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 10:59am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 10:59am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:29am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:46pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:29pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:51am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:01am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 9:33am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:04am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 9:50am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:19am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 9:32am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 8:33am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:13am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:35am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:09am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 7:45am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:49pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:52am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:05am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:05am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:29am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 9:50am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:49am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:50am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:56am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:06pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 6:18am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:36am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:41pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:21am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:50am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:03am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:27am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:30pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:53pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:33pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:06pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:31pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:22am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:01pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:36am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 10:31am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:25pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:17pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 8:35am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:09pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:38pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:17pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:50am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:23am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:27am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:20pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:43am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:39am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:38am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:22am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:53pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:37am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:02am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:13am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:28am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:24am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:25am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:26am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:27am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:28am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 11:01am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:38am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:39am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:39am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:39am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:39am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
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No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
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In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
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Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
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Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
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My own clone

Have 1 You.
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Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
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Born for this job

Have 100 You.
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Episode II

Have 150 You.
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Copy that

Have 200 You.
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Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
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Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
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Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
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Army of me

Have 400 You.
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Know thyself

Have 450 You.
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Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
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Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
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Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
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Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
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Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
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Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
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That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
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Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
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And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
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Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
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You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
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Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
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Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
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Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
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Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
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Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
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Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
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Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
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Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
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Introspection

Have 700 You.
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Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
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Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
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What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
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All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
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A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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