[Part 1]

(Verse 1)
Word up
Yoshisaur Muchakoopas is my name
And imma tell you how I beat the IRS at their own game
I lied on my tax form cause I just don’t give a ♥♥♥♥
Now I’m practically swimming around in big bucks

(Verse 2)
I got 12 million dollars in my attic undeclared
And I got another million more right under my stairs
I do my business deals under cover of the night
So I can hide the cash away from Uncle Sam without a fight

(Verse 3)
I take advantage of every loophole, even ones that don’t apply
It’s been 20 years, still haven’t been caught in a lie
I claimed Baby Mario as a dependent even though he ain’t my kid
And made up charity work I never even did

(Verse 4)
I must have cheated on my tax forms at least a hundred times
So many clever tricks I can’t fit them all into rhymes
Yoshi is my name, money laundering is my game
And committing tax fraud is worth every single dime

i want phatt pp

+rep