As you may already know, there are three states of matter that exist: Solids, Liquids, and Gasses. But for years, there was one state of matter that has eluded the sights of scientist after scientist.

"Take a look at this Jello. Now tell me, what state is it in?" asks lizardman Donald Trump.
Our reporter shrugged.
"Precisely."

In recent scientific discoveries, professionals have questioned what jello really is.

"It's not water" says professor Yourm Om, "and not a solid. Therefore it is it's own state: The Jello state of matter."

Publishers for science books are outraged that their information is out of date. Now there are 3.5 states of matter.



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