Recent reviews by ✪ Big Fat Mike

I punched a tree, I am nude, I punched more trees, I have 92.5% on lumberjack skill, I punched a rock, I am nude , my mining skill is 57.4%

i have no idea what im doing and cant wait to figure out how to play but having so much fun

I love monster hunter i think its a great game. ive completed it and now im on my journey through teh many crossovers that this game has. Such as witcher 3 and final fantasy and this is when the game steps up. speaking of final fantasy this is what i want to rant about. if you get a quest called the legendary beast i repeat do not play solo as its completely cancerous as his wind tornado move and his metor move can still hit you even when you are not close to it which is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. The creators of this mission were like ok. So we know its hard so lets give them nine lives to fight this guy. BTW not even killing him yet just repeling and this mission is hard as balls. Don't give me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nine lives give me my blitz meter so i can do some special attacks and actually do damage the behemoth. all his attacks are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and it is no fun. as soon as you die once with your buffs your pretty much screwed as all attacks can one hit you. So all in all monster hunter is a great game but when it comes to the crossover this game can suck my ♥♥♥♥. 10/10 monster hunter gameplay -999/10 for crossover final fantasy and i hate to say that because i love square enix and all the final fantasy games but this crossover can die and burn in a hole.

This GAME is the best ♥♥♥♥ i have ever played its like the first time you have sex and your like that was fun then it gets more and more fun later on but eventually you get bored but this GAME is better than sex it is the true meaning of life this game has surpassed many games like GTA V and call of duty games we need more of this ♥♥♥♥ in our lives this is the best game ever and there should be more I WANT MORE OTHER PEOPLE WANT MORE this game is the greatest. my only bad thing about the game is why cant i give it a 11/10 like wtf is this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i want to give it 1000000000000/1000000000000. This game is also better than any drug you wanna trip out and kill bloody dinosurs and other ♥♥♥♥ like aliens like wtf this game is amazing.
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