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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 11:34pm

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 6:24am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 12:46am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 12:07am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 12:54am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 11:59pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 12:52am

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 6:50pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 7:59pm

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 7:14pm

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 6:54pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 12:52am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 1:25am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 7:58pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 6:39pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 12:54am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 12:55am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 8 May, 2015 @ 6:38am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2015 @ 6:41am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 7:26am

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2015 @ 4:55am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 1:25am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 6:31am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 6:36am

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 6:36am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 7:39am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2015 @ 7:46am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2015 @ 8:52pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 6:50am

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 6:50am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2015 @ 8:44pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2015 @ 8:23pm



Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
23,241 / 50,000

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
0 / 6

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.