Recent reviews by spig frigglebottom

im not smart enough for this game some robot dude grappled me and blew me to bits and apologized for using an advanced technique

best played in a basement at 3:00 AM on 5 tabs of acid
???/10 would become a clay being again

THIS GAME
THIS GAME IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER PLAYED WITHIN MY ENTIRE LIFE
THIS GAME HAS BECOME MY LIFE
THIS GAME IS A MASTERPIECE
JON GANG

This game offers almost unlimited ways and scenarios to throw decoys at guards and stun them in confusion

lalelulelo/10 would get plot twisted agian

YOU LIKE GUNS?
YOU LIKE LOTS OF GUNS?
WELL THIS GAME HAS GUNS!
THERE IS PROBALY A GUN FOR EVERY HUMAN ON EARTH!
THIS GAME LETS YOU USE THOSE GUNS
YOU GOT COMPANIES FOR THOSE GUNS
SOMETIMES, GUNS WILL HAVE PARTS FROM OTHER GUN MAKERS ON THEM
THERES HUNDREADS OF BASE GUNS
THOSE SAME GUNS CAN HAVE PREFIXES, CHANGING THE GUN STATS
THERES GUN RARITIES, UPPER ONES HAVE SPECIAL TRAITS
YOU CAN FIGHT BOSSES AND GET GUNS
THOSE GUNS CAN BE LEGENDARY GUNS
THOSE GUNS CAN HAVE PREFIXES AND RANDOM PARTS
THERES ULTRA RARE PEARLECENTS
THEIR BAD
THERES ALSO CHARACTERS. BUILDS, ABILITIES THAT IMPROVE YOUR GUN USAGE, LEVELING, GLITCHING, SHEILDS, BAGUETTES, NEED I SAY MORE?

i got lost in the sewer system of china

100/10

if you want to go deaf

get this game

i found a box of cereal and a orange in a chocolate container
10/10 would eat agian

like destiny+dead space with a story and more grinding

12/10 would farm agian

Just like a star wars movie, you cant touch this game without it being spoiled