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school bully been terrorizing lately
every one watched him beat up a kid
no one is talking, entire cafeteria is silent
i calmly get up, and walk toward the now empty food line
i strip off my clothes as i walk, and am naked by he time i get there
the lunch lady
she knows what must be done
she hands me two food prongs
i do a crab walk back ou into the cafeteria
as i walk, the rate of my snappng increases
i stop, and stand into an upright position only a few feet from him
he looks at me in shock, not knowing what to say
i grab both of my nipples with the prongs, twist, and pull them off
i bring the bully into a deep kiss that lasts a few seconds
i quietly whisper into his ear
"stop being such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥"
i drop the tongs and walk away, leaving the bully in shock, my blood all over his shirt
the entire cafeteria bursts out in aplause as i make my way to a nearby table
i lay down on the table, and as i await the sweet embrace of death, i smile
i had done good today