Don't be a loser. Buy a defuser.
I DO NOT ACCEPT ANYONE WHO ADDS ME UNLESS I KNOW THEM

CS: GO in a nutshell:
Kill someone with a P90 - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a P90 through a smoke - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
Kill someone with a AWP - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a AWP through a door - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you die - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing noob!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you win - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing hacker!!"
Kill someone with a headshot - "Hacker!!"
Get headshoted by someone - "Owned!!" and get teabagged
Kill someone with a grenade - "Luck!!"
Get killed by someone with a grenade - "AHAHAHAHA"
Get teamkilled by someone - "Get out of the way you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Accidentally teamkill someone - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Blocked by someone - Dies
Accidentally blocks someone - "Get out the way you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Decide to save - "You're a ♥♥♥♥ing coward!!"
Decide not to save - "Save you ♥♥♥♥ing idiot!!"
Kill someone while defending the bomb - "You ♥♥♥♥ing camper!!"
Kill someone while defending the hostages - "You ♥♥♥♥ing camper!!"
Someone dies - The deceased one starts to rage
Your team lose the round - Your team starts to rage
Your team is losing 10-2 - Someone rages quit
Worst guy receives a drop - "Are you ♥♥♥♥ing serious!?"
Warm up - Everybody tries to spawn kill
Score is 5-1 in your favor - "This is a T map!"
Score is 1-5 againts you - "This is a CT map!"
Lose the first 2 rounds - Someone asks to get kicked
Last round - Everybody buys Negev
Your team is loosing and you are in last - Someone vote to kick you
Win a match - All enemy team rages
Lose a match - Your team rages
Someone's Internet crashes - 30 minutes ban
Your Internet crashes - 7 days ban
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Vater unser auf dem A-Spot,
Geheiligt werde deine Awp,
dein Frag komme,
dein Headshot geschehe,
wie in nuke so auf dust.
Unsere tägliche HE gib uns heute.
Und vergib uns unsere Teamkills,
wie auch wir vergeben unseren Teammates.
Und führe uns nicht zum Cheaten,
sondern erlöse uns von den Flamern.
Denn dein ist das Aim und die Taktik

༼つ ◕_◕ ༽つ AMENO ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ


■ UNRANKED ✔
■ Silver I ✔
■ Silver II ✔
■ Silver III ✔
■ Silver IV ✔
■ Silver Elite ✔
■ Silver Elite Master ✔
■ Gold Nova I ✔
■ Gold Nova II ✔
■ Gold Nova III ✔
■ Gold Nova Master ✔
■ Master Guardian I ✔
■ Master Guardian II ✔
■ Master Guardian Elite ✔
■ Distinguished Master Guardian ✔
■ Legendary Eagle ✔
■ Legendary Eagle Master ✔
■ Supreme Master Frist Class ✔
■ The Global Elite ✘
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● Age : 16
● Rank: Surpreme
● Favorite team : Virtus.pro
● Favorite game : Counter-Strike Global Offenive
● Favorite players : Kennys, Pasha