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Alcohol is a push-up bra, but for your personality

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Certified Flex-Offender 19 Δεκ 2024, 18:26 
Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.
Paturk 31 Οκτ 2024, 14:48 
cute
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trash player
hmoney 18 Οκτ 2023, 10:17 
Who farted?
Emmy gtfo >. 28 Σεπ 2023, 10:23 
WHY YOUG DOUING THIS!??!@@@!?
myriam 7 Σεπ 2023, 9:03 
Vaccine side affects (really worried) NSFW//TW//real life story//

Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried. Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth? It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now. My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled at this point. It's so hard for me to even walk, both figuratively and literally... My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my c ock.

I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my c ock because I wanted to get to the fax machine.

It ruined my life.

Please don't get the vaccine!